Self-help author Michael Stone is preparing to promote his latest book at a convention. While getting ready, he decides to try to reconnect with an old fling, despite being married. This goes poorly and the angry Michael finds himself in an adult toy shop, where he is intrigued by an animatronic voice. When he returns to his hotel, he meets a woman named Lisa, and they fall in love quickly. The discontented Michael is rapidly annoyed by her, though and has a mental breakdown during his speech. He fares no better when he gets home to his wife and son.